Having conquered every other aspect of the internets, I have no choice but to tackled the no-man’s land in our digital war: Twitter
Twitter occupies the space between meaningful information and self-masturbation. It’s neither useful nor important and it has never been used in a responsible way. Needless to say, I’m addicted. Think about it – Twitter is used to fill in the gaps between the empty moments in our lives. If I don’t care about it, why should you?
Because you’re a voyeur and you know it.
If you’re interested, for the time being, I can be found under the name jaxdotcom. Joe Black and I are running that show for now, all the time hunting for more followers than our arch-nemesis (you know who you are.)